Funny Dictionary Words……….

Boundless Blessings by Kamal

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  • BEAUTY PARLOUR: A place where women curl up, spend their fortunes and dye.

  • CHICKENS: The only animal you eat before they are born and after they are dead.

  • COMMITTEE A body that keeps minutes and wastes hours on end with no solution whatsoever.

  • DUST:  Mud with the juice squeezed out.

  • EGOTIST:  Someone who is usually me-deep in conversation. Would not allow anyone to speak or give their opinions, but himself.

  • INFLATION: Cutting money in half without damaging the paper. The paper is never touched.

  • POLITICAL CORRECTNESS: A doctrine fostered by a delusional, illogical minority. An idea which has never taken any shape.

  • RAISIN: A grape with a sunburn. 

  • SECRET: A bunch of bones with the person scraped off. 

  • TOOTHACHE: The pain that drives you to extraction.

  • TOMORROW: One of the greatest labor saving devices of today.

  • YAWN: An honest…

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