BEAUTY PARLOUR: A place where women curl up, spend their fortunes and dye.
CHICKENS: The only animal you eat before they are born and after they are dead.
COMMITTEE: A body that keeps minutes and wastes hours on end with no solution whatsoever.
DUST: Mud with the juice squeezed out.
EGOTIST: Someone who is usually me-deep in conversation. Would not allow anyone to speak or give their opinions, but himself.
INFLATION: Cutting money in half without damaging the paper. The paper is never touched.
POLITICAL CORRECTNESS: A doctrine fostered by a delusional, illogical minority. An idea which has never taken any shape.
RAISIN: A grape with a sunburn.
SECRET: A bunch of bones with the person scraped off.
TOOTHACHE: The pain that drives you to extraction.
TOMORROW: One of the greatest labor saving devices of today.
YAWN: An honest…
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