My thanks to the Vermont Varmint for sending me this:

The Art Collector

A New York attorney representing a wealthy art collector called his client. “I have some good news, and I have some bad news.”

The art collector replied, “I’ve had an awful day. Give me the good news first.”

The lawyer said, “Well, I met with your wife today, and she informed me that she just invested $5,000 in two pictures that she thinks will bring a minimum of $15 million to $20 million, and I think she could be right.”

Saul replied enthusiastically, “Well done! My wife is a brilliant businesswoman! You’ve just made my day. Now I know I can handle the bad news. So what is it?”

The lawyer replied, “The pictures are of you and your secretary.”