Here are a few of the great insults listed by BlueBird:
Only in Britain could it be thought a defect to be too clever by half. The probability is that too many people are too stupid by three-quarters. ―John Major
The Duke of Dunstable had one-way pockets. He would walk ten miles in the snow to chisel an orphan out of tuppence. ―P. G. Wodehouse
I never forget a face, but in your case, I’ll make an exception. ―Groucho Marx
If your brains were dynamite there wouldn’t be enough to blow your hat off. ―Kurt Vonnegut
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Thanks, Bluebird, and Chris for sharing these. Hilarious. 😀 —- Suzanne
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Bluebird is awesome.
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😀
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That’s the amazing thing – they are more or less politically correct! and classy. When did we lose the class?
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80’s Noelle? That’s seems to be when we lost everything else 😱🙀
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I agree – the start of the long slippery slope!
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Wonderful quotes.
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Indeed John 😄
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🙂
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Lol! Politically correct insults – thanks for sharing a laugh 🙂
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They’d probably get censored nowadays Laine, however, Shakespeare invented some great insults and he is impeachable 😄😄😄
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