I’d like to talk to my legions of fans out there, but, alas, I cannot. I’m here today as a salesdog.
To paraphrase some guy that used to write plays a long time ago:
Friends, Romans, Ape Fans, lend me your ears; I come to shill for Andrew, not to praise him.
I come not, friends, to steal away your hearts.
I come so that thou might buy my human’s book.
Averaging 4.8 stars, so some people must think it’s readable.
It’s reduced from $3.99 to $2.99 for a limited time, only on Amazon.
And for members of Prime and Kindle Unlimited, it’s free!
Parting is such sweet sorrow, that I shall say good-bye till it be the time for my next Danny the Dog tale. (Once you get this Shakespeare guy in your blood, it’s hard to let go!)
Danny
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I shant be shy, and thusly reply, thy cannot even buy a shot of rye for the price, and that’s no lie.
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What an intelligent dog! With your charm and good looks, you should sell Andrew lots of books. I’ve already read Molly Lee and highly recommend it to everyone!
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Danny you’re a terrific agent… er sales dog. Wonderful job. You’re now worth mega bucks. He DID pay you, didn’t he?
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Shilly little pooch! #ARF
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Reblogged this on Poetry by Pamela and commented:
Danny’s human has written some great books – you need to read them and sale is always good!
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Thanks Pamela 😀
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Reblogged this on Smorgasbord – Variety is the spice of life and commented:
Danny the Dog has been pressed into service on The Story Reading Ape (I hope that he signed an ironclad contract for sausages and cheese as commission!) His human, Andrew Joyce has reduced the prices of his book Molly Lee for a limited period on Amazon..now $2.99 of which $2 goes to feed a starving dog!
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LOL Thanks for sharing Sally 😀
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Thank you, Sally. Danny just got a slice of turkey for helping out.
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Thank you, Chris. If I sell a couple of books, I’ll send some bananas over.
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Deal Andrew, but don’t forget the Treats for Danny 😀
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