Zoe the Poet
My human is something else. First she thinks she’s a writer, now she thinks she’s a painter. I think she’s going through a mid-life crisis.
Listen to this. I overheard her telling someone how she has taken up her old “hobby” again. Really? She painted three, maybe four, paintings about ten years ago and she calls that a hobby? If a cat could shrug, I would. I can’t shrug, really. But I can yawn.
I’m actually delighted that she has taken up this activity. See, she set up this long table. In fact, she set up two tables, and on one of them was a box. She should know that a box is irresistible to a cat. I mean, a cat is drawn to a box like a moth to a flame, like a flea to a dog, like a woman to a sensitive man, like—well, you get my drift.
So. I spy this box and I want in! Do I care that there is stuff in it? Of course not! It’s a box and I’m a cat. I immediately wander around the table top, checking out the box from every angle. I peek over the top and spy paper in the box. It’s flat paper, nothing I can snuggle down into, and not a pile I can put my paw to and knock on the floor like the piles of papers I always find on that long table in front of the couch. That’s a really fun game I play with my human. I knock them down, Emily fetches them and puts them back on the table. I wait ‘til she leaves the room and I knock the pile down again. She gets ticked off, but does she stop making those piles? No! Foolish human.

But back to my story. I want the paper out so I can get in. First I chew on the corners a little, then I pick the papers up in my mouth and with a twist of my head, drop them on the floor. And into the empty box I go. So easy. Actually, that was not enough of a challenge. Tomorrow I have a plan to get into the box on the other table. That box is narrower and deeper . . . exactly the kind a feline loves to get into and curl up in, you know? It has all these blobs of color in it, though. Don’t know what they are, but you can bet I will investigate. I’ll be sure to let you know what I find out.
About this time, you might be wondering why I titled this story as I did. I’ll tell you now. I figure it this way: If my human is a painter, then I’m a poet. So let’s see what I can come up with, just off the top of my head.
“Zoe the feline checking in,
To bring you a laugh, a tear, or a grin.
The stories I give you, they come from within.
Except when they come from without.”
Pawtastic!
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Thanks, Kev! Is that you there in that profile pic? If so, you are a handsome cat!! Of course, I am partial to black cats….
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That’s definitely me… my real name is Rico. 😀
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LMAO 😀
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Oh, that’s the voice of a cat alright, no mistaking it.
xxx Huge Hugs xxx
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David, I will take that as a huge compliment, to go along with your huge hugs! You, dahling, are mahvelous, that you recognize the voice of a fabulous feline.
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Ah, Zoe, it’s so nice to read about how you enjoy life. I look forward to what you find in that other box. And your poetry? Puurrrrrfect.
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Noelle, good to hear from you again, my friend. Thank you for the kind words! I will be sure to let you know about that other box. I have investigated it and what followed is a hoot! :::Cheshire grin::: I will write it up one day soon.
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Zoe. Zoe. Zoe. I like your style. You tell it like it IS. XD
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Is there any other way to tell it?? A compliment, for sure, coming from Let’s CUT The Crap…yes, indeed! Great minds think alike, and all that jazz. Thanks for reading and commenting!
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Nope! That’s the way I LIKE it! No messing around. =^_^=
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Reblogged this on The Life & Times of Zoe the Fabulous Feline.
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Good for you Zoe. Looks like the cold weather up in your neck of the woods isn’t slowing you down. A good story, thanks for posting it Chris and thanks for writing it, Zoe.
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Andrew, actually, the snow is slowing down . . . something. Neither Mr. Big Stuff nor Mr. Shades of Grey can come to my door, the snow drift is *that deep and, after last night’s storm, is now as high as the entire door! Hope my human never needs it as an egress ’cause she’d be doomed – doomed I say! – and then who will feed me??
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Very cute. I wonder why cats like to get into boxes. Kids do the same thing. Buy a big present and the box becomes the toy instead of whatever was inside.
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Absolutely Charles – but just try telling them the box IS the present and see what happens (caution – earplugs WILL be necessary) 😀 😀 😀
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I did that with my son. He agreed and then hid in his ‘turtle shell’.
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LOLOLOL 😀
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You are SO right, Charles! I saw a picture of my human’s daughter when she was very little, sitting inside a box, laughing her naked little butt off! Now that was cute!
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Wonder which one came up with it first. Cats are very similar to children including their cries. I remember reading that cats make sounds that are nearly identical to the cries of a baby. I’ve heard it too and it’s rather unnerving at 2 AM.
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We do that deliberately, Charles. It’s not that we want to unnerve our humans (well, not much) but we know how to get what we want. Know what I’m saying? In terms of the box, that is just security….no, OK. OK! I’ve got to be honest. That is all about wanting a place from which to ambush our unsuspecting humans. (I am fresh, I know it!)
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Can’t disagree with the ambush thing. Many humans like hiding around corners to startle others.
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This made me smile. Nice way to start the day.
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Why, thank you. And I must say, my day starts nicely, too, when someone tells me I made them smile! Thank you for reading my story and letting me know you enjoyed it!
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Reblogged this on Smorgasbord – Variety is the spice of life and commented:
A descerning feline poet with insights into the work practices of her artist human and the nature of boxes… makes purrfect sense to me..
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LOL Glad you enjoyed it Sally – Thanks for re-blogging 😀
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Sally is it? Well, Sally, thank you for the reblog! More importantly, I so appreciate that you appreciate my insightful feline being. ::::big Cheshire grin::::
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My pleasure Zoe – I have a great deal of respect for both canine and feline insight… and am partial to boxes myself…
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Then no wonder we get along so well! And by the way, I meant to tell you before that I adore your name!!
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This made me smile. I have found Trigger sleeping on my sofa once or twice in the past. Dogs seem to love doing what they should not as do cats! Kevin
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😀 😀 😀
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Hi Kevin, let me tell you how clever your Trigger really is. You think that sofa is yours.
Thanks for reading!
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