Confessions of a Story Reading Ape

What a LAUGH

After reading Jo Robinsons post today (HERE), I opened this cool post, and clicked the link and typed in my blog URL, and here’s what popped up:

ESFP – The Performers

The author of is of the type ESFP.

The entertaining and friendly type

OK, I’ll accept that.

They are especially attuned to pleasure and beauty and like to fill their surroundings with soft beautiful textiles, bright colors and sweet smells.

I’ll accept that too, although it depends on whether or not I’ve been eating Durians or confused the garlic cloves for nuts 🙂

They live in the present moment and don´t like to plan ahead – they are always in risk of exhausting themselves.

Nope, don’t accept that, I plan and schedule the heck out of everything, ESPECIALLY my Authors Posts 🙂

ESFPs love being around people and having new experiences.


Living in the here-and-now, they often do not think about long term effects or the consequences of their actions.

Nope, I consider and reconsider my writings and comments replies and even edit them so they cause no or minimum offence to anyone (except TROLLS – I BITE THEM 🙂

ESFPs live in the moment, experiencing life to the fullest.


They enjoy people, as well as material comforts.

Yep! But then, don’t we all 🙂

Rarely allowing conventions to interfere with their lives, they find creative ways to meet human needs.


Active types, they find pleasure in new experiences.


They enjoy work that makes them able to help other people in a concrete and visible way.


They tend to avoid conflicts and rarely initiate confrontation – qualities that can make it hard for them in management positions.

Not entirely correct, I will avoid conflicts and rarely initiate confrontation but if given no other options, I will hit HARD, ACCURATELY and EFFECTIVELY (PS I was an On-Site Project Manager in an International Construction Engineering Consultancy and you don’t reach that level by being a soft touch)

ESFPs are excellent team players, focused on completing the task at hand with maximum fun and minimum discord.


Common satisfying careers: Artist, Performer, Actors, Teacher, Social Worker, Nurse, Event Coordinator, Chef, Fashion Designer, Jeweler, Retail Manager, Recreation Worker and Interior decorator.

HAH, see my comment above 🙂

Notable ESFPs: John. F. Kennedy, Richard Branson, Hugh Hefner, Deepak Chopra, Paulo Coelho, Quentin Tarantino, Mel Gibson, Justin Bieber, Miley Cyrus, Katy Perry, Lady Gaga, Megan Fox, Jamie Oliver, Robbie Williams, Dan Brown and Chewbacca.

Wish I had their money, looks, talent and charisma, but I look more like Chewbacca (same weight and furry appearance but half the height LOL) 🙂

10 thoughts on “Confessions of a Story Reading Ape

  1. Reblogged this on Heron There & Everywhere and commented:
    Here is what typealyzer had to say about me:
    ISFP – The Artists
    The author of is of the type ISFP.

    The gentle and compassionate type. They are especially attuned their inner values and what other people feel. They usually have a strong appreciation for art and beauty or things around them that affect the look, taste, sound or smell.

    They are not friends of many words and tend to take the worries of the world on their shoulders. They tend to follow the path of least resistance and have to look out not to be taken advantage of.

    They tend to value their friends and family above what they do for a living. They genuinely care about people.

    They are extremely gifted at creating and composing things that stimulates the senses, such as art, music or food. They often prefer working quietly, behind the scene as a part of a team. They have no desire to lead others and they don’t want to be led. ISFPs are sometimes not good at giving him/herself enough credit for things they did well.

    Common satisfying careers: Fashion Designer, Artists, Interior Designer, Landscape Architect, Nurse, Massage Therapist, Botanist, Teacher, Geologist, Translator, Social Worker, Occupational Therapist, Cosmetologist and Translator.

    Notable ISFPs: Ulysses S. Grant, Sofia Coppola, David Lynch, Brad Pitt, Michael Jackson, Beyonce, David Beckham, John Travolta, Liv Tylor, Jacqueline Kennedy Onassis, Nero and Wicket the Ewok.

    Very interesting and a lot of it true.



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