My literature Hero is Terry Pratchett who, in one of his Science of Discworld books, postulated that Homo Sapiens Sapiens survived all the pitfalls that made other Homo Sapiens species become extinct, by being story telling apes.
If this is the case, then in order to be effective, for every story telling ape there had to be a story listening ape.
I am descended from them, except I read stories instead of listening to them; and author’s are the tellers of the stories I read.
I don’t so much read books as devour them, (sometimes re-devouring them several times), so I’ve set myself a long term task, to list all the books I’ve ever read on Goodreads – trouble is I’ve got the memory of a sieve and I must have read thousands of them!
After years of lugging books around with me when I travelled (pre-internet), or order them to be delivered to wherever I was (post internet), I got an eReader, which enables me to support my local library, as well as giving me access to practically every Kindle, EPUB & PDF format book ever published, via the internet.
Now all I have to do is spend the next several lifetimes reading them (I hope re-incarnation is true, although not having memories from previous lives might be a snag)
What is the purpose of my blog?
1. To introduce YOU to new (to me) authors I’ve come across in my wanderings through books and the cyberforest.
2. To provide a platform (battered old homemade soapbox) for authors to introduce themselves to you. (See my Contact Me Section for Guest Author article Guidelines)
3. As an informal information service to authors, poets, or anyone else who is thinking of becoming a published person of that ilk.
4. To promote FUN and an OASIS OF CALM and Font of useful Knowledge andTips for Indies (please do NOT feed my naughty chimps or they may follow you home) from the woes and stresses of the real world.
I hope you enjoy my blog and join my Troop of Followers 🙂
In order to maximise the promotion of featured authors and books I have joined several other organisations, please check them out, Like or Follow them, spread the word about them (AND THIS BLOG), or whatever you can do to support my efforts, THANK YOU 🙂
Chris Graham aka The Story Reading Ape
I LOVE Terry Pratchett too. The man’s a genius.
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He certainly is, he made me the Ape I am today 🙂
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The Librarian. 😀
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That is OOK, my very distant cousin 🙂
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Thank you for following my Blog. It is flattering that a person whose interest is finding writers you believe deserve acknowledgment finds my offerings worthy of following as well. I hope one day you highlight me as well as an Author worth investigating. 🙂
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I plan to have my blog expand beyond my own personal likes in books and author’s sometime, but meanwhile, those likes are expanding themselves and include your work Billie, which is new to me 🙂
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I am so sorry. I messed up. I was following you. You were not following me…yet. Please forgive me.
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Check again, I have been following you, how could I not you silly Billie 😛
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Sigh…you found me out. I am indeed silly and easily confused at times. Thanks for putting up with me. 🙂
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It’s a pleasure to put up with you Billie, you don’t talk too loudly and you don’t take up much room 😛
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lol for realz. 🙂
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Hi, thanks for visiting and following my blog. I love reading as well, though it sounds like you’re orders of magnitude more prolific a reader than I am. My reading goal for this year is 12 books. For me, this is doable, yet still a challenge that will require regular attention. 🙂
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The blog is taking up more of my reading time than I thought it would, but I’m not complaining, because it is promoting new authors to everyone and that was my intention.
but I allocate reading time in order to keep finding more 🙂
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Thanks for following Belly-up! (And right back atcha!)
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Thank YOU Lindy, hope you enjoy your visits 🙂
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Thank you so much for finding me and following my blog! I love your site and will be here often.
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Thank YOU for following me back Jenny, I love your site, especially your animated fire breathing Dragon! 🙂
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Eating Poetry
By Mark Strand
Ink runs from the corners of my mouth.
There is no happiness like mine.
I have been eating poetry.
The librarian does not believe what she sees.
Her eyes are sad
and she walks with her hands in her dress.
The poems are gone.
The light is dim.
The dogs are on the basement stairs and coming up.
Their eyeballs roll,
their blond legs burn like brush.
The poor librarian begins to stamp her feet and weep.
She does not understand.
When I get on my knees and lick her hand,
she screams.
I am a new man.
I snarl at her and bark.
I romp with joy in the bookish dark.
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Thank you Fela, but when I say I devour books I didn’t mean I actually …..scuse me, piece of chapter 5 stuck between my teeth…where are those toothpicks?
🙂
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Loved this!
‘Romp with joy in the bookish dark’ Marvellous.
So understanding!
Its wonderful when a piece truly excites.
This absolutely did!
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It certainly has a ring to it and rolls nicely off the tongue
🙂
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Can I copy this poem by Mark Strand to my ‘other’ website http://www.philipparees.wordpress.com?
I will get efficient and create Blogrolls on both as soon as I jes know how!
Will give full credit to this marvellous site.
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Of course you can Philippa, but the credit really should go to Mark Strand and fela2fela who shared it with us here 🙂
BTW I’ve just started following your website you gave above 🙂
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I love your blog. Your theory on ape descent, particularly the line you came from, made me both laugh and give a pondering look askew. Thanks for that. 🙂
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Always happy to help a fellow primate see things askew 🙂
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Such a great idea for a blog. Enjoyed reading your about page
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Thank you, your blog is very interesting and so well laid out I wanna hug it 🙂
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Great blog. Really well thought out, and a lot of hits on it. I started mine at about the same time, and I’ve only had a tiny amount of traffic compared to your 1000. Well done, and thanks for popping by mine.
I’ll look forward to reading more of your posts.
All the best.
Rob.
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Glad you like it Rob, you’ve got a great blog and I’m already a follower, so keep writing 🙂
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So you are my most recently discovered blog, and already I’m hooked! And for this reason, I wanted to let you know that I nominate you for The Versatile Blogger Award. Here is a link to the post on my blog. http://kuhnstories.com/2013/04/29/the-versatile-blogger-award-moi-cooooool/ ~ Chris Kuhn
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THANK YOU CHRIS!
I thought today just couldn’t get any better after seeing my hits zoom past 1000 and the number of followers hit 100 (the blog was only started on 4th April 2013)
Then along came CHRIS KUHN handing out prizes ….. WOW
🙂
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