I only know the names of two angels, Hark and Harold. Gregory
Everybody’s got it all wrong.
Angels don’t wear halos anymore. I forget why, but scientists are working on it
–Olive
It’s not easy to become an angel! First, you die.
Then you go to Heaven, and then there’s still the flight training to go through.
And then you got to agree to wear those angel clothes.
–Matthew
Angels work for God and watch over kids when God has to go do something else.
–Mitchell
My guardian angel helps me with math, but he’s not much good for science.
–Henry, age 8
Angels don’t eat, but they drink milk from Holy Cows!
–Jack, age 6
Angels talk all the way while they’re flying you up to heaven. The main subject is where you went wrong before you got dead. Daniel
When an angel gets mad, he takes a deep breath and counts to ten.
And when he lets out his breath again, somewhere there’s a tornado.
–Reagan
Angels have a lot to do and they keep very busy. If you lose a tooth, an angel comes in through your window and leaves money under your pillow. Then when it gets cold, angels go south for the winter.
–Sara
Angels live in cloud houses made by God and his Son, who’s a very good carpenter.
All angels are girls because they gotta wear Dresses and boys didn’t go for it.
–Antonio
My angel is my grandma who died last year. She got A big head start on helping me while she was still down here on earth.
–Ashley
Some of the angels are in charge of helping heal Sick animals and pets. And if they don’t make the animals get better, they help the child get over it.
– Vicki
What I don’t get about angels is why, when someone is in love, they shoot arrows at them. Sarah , age 7
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Children are so precious. Thanks for sharing, Chris.
And Merry Christmas and Happy New Year!
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Same to you, Tracy ❤
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From the mouths of babes, Chris. Too cute.
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😀
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Out of the mouth of babes 😇
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Reblogged this on Die Erste Eslarner Zeitung – Aus und über Eslarn, sowie die bayerisch-tschechische Region!.
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Omg, these are priceless! Did you post this before, Chris? It seems vaguely familiar but didn’t dampen the belly laughs 🙂 ❤
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Not me, Tina – I can’t remember where I saw them 😀
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Precious, Chris! My daughter used to sing “Lasagna” at Christmas time (her version of hosanna)!
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😄 They’d love her in Italy, Noelle ❤️
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Love this! …after the Angel counts to ten and lets out its breath, it creates a tornado… I wondered how that happened
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At this time of year, probably Brussels Sprouts, Annette 😄❤️
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eeww – green clouds of death
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YEP 🤪😄😄😄
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These are precious. Thanks!
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Welcome, Darlene 🤗
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Love this one: My guardian angel helps me with math, but he’s not much good for science.
–Henry, age 8
They’re all cute!
Happy holidays, Chris!
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LOL – Have a Great Christmas, Jacquie 🤗
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You had me at the first one 🙂
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LOL
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🙂
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