The Sentence Samurai Strikes Again

😱 Will it be you next??? šŸ™€

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sentence-samurai-copyAs Grammar Smith walked down the hallway of the old, high-ceilinged
building, she saw officers in crime scene gear shuffling in and out of the door at the far end. Occasional flashes punctuated the hallway.

A woman clutching a manuscript to her chest sobbed on one bench while another, looking bored
and impatient, sat on another.

ā€œIt’s a real massacre,ā€ Dis Connect murmured in Grammar’s ear. ā€œI haven’t seen anything like this since Stephen King blew through.ā€

Grammar poked her head in the door. The room was a typical editing office: desks, computers, reference books, and a giant coffee maker. Typical except for the puddles of non-repro blue ink and bodies of bloated phrases everywhere.

Grammar took Dis off to the side. ā€œGive me the breakdown.ā€

ā€œTen due to the fact thats, 32 nowadays, 257 unnecessary uses of the verb to be, 88 and alsos, 19

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