“Grammar! It’s so good to see you!”

“Hi, Eddie. How’ve you been?”

Grammar Smith cringed.  Her “chats” with Eddie Exclamation always exhausted her.

“Life is great! Eddie Junior just took his first steps yesterday! Edwina started kindergarten, too! I haven’t seen you in a week! Where’ve you been hiding?!”

“Oh, I’ve been here, slogging away and trying to keep the city safe from writing abuses. You know how it is.”

“Sure do! You’re doing a great job! I can’t imagine what things would be like without you folks!”

“Thanks, Eddie. Well, I’ve got to get back to work. Have a good day.”

“Great talking to you, Grammar! We’ll have to have lunch sometime and catch up! You have a great day, too!!!”

Grammar slumped down at her desk.

“You look like you just ran into Eddie Exclamation,” Dis Connect said as he handed his boss a cup of coffee. “I…