Here we go again… the wonderful Happiness Engineers have been playing. I thought it had gone very quiet… and while I realise that it is summer in the Northern Hemisphere and the great outdoors may prove more alluring than the keyboard, it stands to reason that the Southern half of the globe may therefore be seeking shelter from less clement weather in front of a nice, warm screen. Yet, apparently, no one in the world has been posting anything.

Even my meagre powers of deduction can see that statistically, this is a little unlikely.

WordPress themselves boast of the staggering 58 million new posts a month that are being published globally by bloggers using their platform. They make mention also of the 409 million people who read more than 21.4 billion pages each month. So for everyone to have taken a break from blogging at the same time would seem…