Danny & Andrew (Part Two)

See Part One HERE

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Good morning, dog fans. It is I, Danny the Dog, back to make your humdrum lives bearable with one of my astounding stories. However, I have no larger than life adventure for you this time. All I have to relay is the rather prosaic goings-on between my human and myself.

As most of you should know by now, my human’s name is Andrew and he can be a pawful. He takes a lot of looking after and a lot of training. And his preaching! It never ends. So (as they say) without further ado, here is today’s narrative.

Those of you who have been following my exploits for some time now will know of my affinity for hot dogs. Yummy! And as you should also know—if you were paying attention—is that Andrew gave me a hot dog every morning after I had taken him for his walk. As I have stated, yummy. But a dog has to try out new things, so a while back, I stopped eating the given hot dogs. Well, not entirely. I’d eat half of it and leave the rest on the dock. That was my way of telling Andrew, I thought it about time that we experiment with new cuisines.

For once, Andrew got the hint. He went to the grocery store and came back with something he called “dog treats.” TREATS! I wouldn’t give them to a cat! I suggested he read the label and see where they were made. “China,” he said. I just stared at Andrew until it dawned on him that was the place that, a few years ago, sent over all that dog food that killed so many pooches. “Okay,” says he. “Let me try again.” And off he went, back to the supermarket.

This time he came back with sliced turkey. Double yummy! He explained that all the dog-type treats were made in China, so he had started looking in the meat aisle to see if there was anything I might like. And lo and behold, he finally did something right—boy, do I love turkey!

Now this is the heart rending part of the story: My training of Andrew.

After turkey came into our lives, Andrew would give me a slice after our morning walk. And I must admit, for a while, I was happy with the single slice, but I was thinking, Why not see how far I can push it? Two slices would be better, three even more better.

I started my campaign by letting loose with a slight bark. Nothing extravagant. Just something to let Andrew know that I was displeased with the meager offering. It didn’t take long for him to get the hint. So I was now getting two slices a day. Time to go to work for that third slice.

But you want to know something? Andrew ain’t as dumb as he looks. He started cutting the slices in half . . . like I wouldn’t notice. Well, that set off the War of the Wills. Every morning, I demanded more, and every morning Andrew would fight me until, just to shut me up, I’d get another “slice.” Albeit they were now coming in half-slices, but those half-slices do add up.

So anyway, here we are months down the road. I’ve gotten Andrew up to five slices, or half-slices if you will, and sometimes, if I really push it, I get a sixth slice. I must admit, when Andrew tells me that I am a royal pain in his butt, he has a point. I will not stop my “demand” barking until I’ve gotten as much as I can get from the old guy.

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But this morning, I think I might have pushed it too far. Andrew was at his computer waiting for someone to email him. No one ever does, but hope springs eternal, I guess. Anyway, I was angling for a seventh slice when he turned to me and said. “What’s wrong with you? You’ve got it made. I wait on you hand and foot. You’ve got complete healthcare—medical and dental. I take you up to the Tiki hut every night so that everyone can make a big deal about the famous Danny the Dog. For a lowly cur, you’ve got it made! Can’t you just leave it at six slices?”

Boy, was he hot under the collar. And did you notice that he called me “a lowly cur”?

There we stood. Eye to eye (sort of). This was going to be the defining confrontation in our relationship. This contest of wills would determine who would henceforth run the household. The seconds ticked by, then the seconds turned into minutes. Neither of us giving ground, neither of us giving quarter to the other.

Then came the moment of destiny. When the history of Danny the Dog is written, students will be taught that this was when Danny the Dog came into his own.

Andrew stood, and with tears in his eyes because of his defeat, gave me a seventh slice of turkey.

Andrew Joyce’s Molly Lee

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37 thoughts on “Danny & Andrew (Part Two)

  1. Danny, you are one smart dog, er, person. To get your two legged trained so easily! I myself have only taught mine that I like almonds just recently – by dislodging one from the table and enjoying it so spectacularly that they gave me another, I am up to six, but they said that was the absolute limit. I wonder, though..

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    • The only limits are the ones we place upon ourselves. I betcha if you tried real hard, you could get that seventh almond. Look what I had to go through to get my seventh slice. Victories are not won by the faint of heart, my friend.

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  2. You rock, Danny! And if I may offer a suggestion ~ I wouldn’t push Andrew for an eighth slice just yet. I’d give him a chance to recuperate because, if the guy had tears in his eyes, he might be a little weak in the knees; and that could go either way. I’d wait a week or so, lest I become the hot dog on the dock 🙂

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