This one may bring a little tear to your eyes.
Only a golfer would understand this story of a GOLFER AT THE DENTIST.
A man and his wife walked into a dentist’s office.
The man said to the dentist, “Doc, I’m in one heck of a hurry I have two buddies sitting out in my car waiting for us to go play golf, so forget about the anesthetic.
I don’t have time for the gums to get numb.
I just want you to pull the tooth and be done with it!
We have a 10:00 AM tee time at the best golf course in town and it’s 9:30 A.M.already…
I don’t have time to wait for the anesthetic to work!”
The dentist thought to himself, “My goodness, this is surely a very brave man asking to have his tooth pulled without using anything to kill the pain.
So the dentist asks him, “Which tooth is it sir?”
The man turned to his wife and said, “Open your mouth Honey, and show him .
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Hilarious, Chris, but not for the wife. 😀
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I’m sure she’ll have her revenge Suzanne 😀
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YIKES!!!
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😀 😀 😀
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I actually do like it, how it is said, but I wouldn’t be in the place of the women. No way. 😀
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Haha!😁😂😅😄
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😀 😀 😀
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She was married to an idiot – who’d have his bags packed when he got home,
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Probably Judith – I know I’d have to pack MY bags outside, after gathering up my clothes from the neighbourhood 😀 😀 😀
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haha – you do make me laugh!
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Good 😀 😀 😀
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Wowzer, I’m still laughing.
Hugs
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GOOD – But I hope you got over to sleep afterwards David – Hugs 😀
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Barely 2 hours last night Chris but it still hasn’t knocked the smile off my face.
Hugs back and thanks.
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I’ll see what I can find to help perk you up this afternoon around 3pm David – Hugs 😀
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This is laugh-out-loud, hilarious, Chris!
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Welcome Christine 😀
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He better watch it or he won’t have any teeth! Or a wife. Ha ha
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Lol
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😄😄😄
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Hey, marriage is a matter of give and take.
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😈😈😈
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The wife must have been either a stranger, not fully understanding what was said, or a very, very subdued wife.
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She was married to a rabid golfer 😃
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That would not keep me sending him away and go home by taxi.
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