Got this email from an old friend…

Skinny Dipping

An elderly man in Florida had owned a large farm for several years. He had a large pond in the back.

It was properly shaped for swimming, so he fixed it up nice with picnic tables, horseshoe courts, and some orange, and lime trees.

One evening the old farmer decided to go down to the pond, as he hadn’t been there for a while, and look it over.

He grabbed a five-gallon bucket to bring back some fruit. As he neared the pond, he heard voices shouting and laughing with glee.

As he came closer, he saw it was a bunch of young women skinny-dipping in his pond.

He made the women aware of his presence and they all went to the deep end.

One of the women shouted to him, ‘we’re not coming out until you leave!’

The old man frowned, ‘I didn’t come down here to watch you ladies swim naked or make you get out of the pond naked.. ‘

Holding the bucket up he said, ‘I’m here to feed the alligator.’

Some old men can still think fast.

41 thoughts on “Got this email from an old friend…

  1. Good one, Chris! And thanks for following me. If you ever want to give advice on blogging, you know, how often to write your own post, how often to reblog, etc., I would love to read & share! 😉 ❤
    I also have a question for you. When you go into your blog, can you see it the same way you see other blogs? Cuz I don't. Other blogs, I see the reblog, like and share buttons AND the comments. I can't see that on mine. Is there something I haven't added or is it normal for our own blog to look different?
    All the best,

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