The Lone Ranger and Tonto were camping in the wilderness.
After they got their tent set up, both men fell sound asleep.
Some hours later, Tonto wakes the Lone Ranger and says,”‘Kemo Sabe, look towards sky, what you see?”
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The Lone Ranger replies, “I see millions of stars.”
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“What that tell you?” asked Tonto.
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The Lone Ranger ponders for a minute then says, “Astronomically-speaking, it tells me there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets.
Astrologically, it tells me that Saturn is in Leo.
Time-wise, it appears to be approximately a quarter past three in the morning.
Theologically,the Lord is all-powerful and we are small and insignificant.
Methodologically, it seems we will have a beautiful day tomorrow.
What does it tell you,Tonto?”
“You dumber than buffalo…
It mean someone stole tent.”
Chris The Story Reading Ape's Blog 
I love “Far Side” humor and had a FS desk calendar at work ~ it was something to LOL before another ‘day at the office’. I’d show other people, and they just didn’t get his humor?
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No sense of fun Deb…
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Hi Ho Silver! Away…Do you know the name of Tonto’s horse? Great funny for today…
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Scout Noelle – but was called White Feller before that 🐵
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Ah, ya one upped me!
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Only because I googled it Noelle 😈
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So honest! LOL This was a very good one, thanks, I’ve reblogged on The Life and Times of Zoe….
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Thanks Zoe 😍
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Ah, but “White Feller” was a white horse, until producers of the series decided two white horses would confuse the audience, and began using a Paint. Tonto’s horse is a tender subject, apparently.
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Thanks for that John – Google didn’t mention that 👍
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I found it on Wikipedia (through Google), so take it with a grain of salt, as the cliche goes.
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Ha ha ha! Good one, Chris.
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Glad you enjoyed it Pamela – it’s old, but gold 😄
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Loved it!
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Good 👍
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Love that joke and comic. Miss ‘The Far Side’.
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Hahaha Awesome!!!!
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Very good Chris… The Lone Ranger was one of our weekly standards… Hi Ho. Silver…back
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😂😂😂
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GREAT!!!!
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LOL
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