The Lone Ranger and Tonto were camping in the wilderness.
After they got their tent set up, both men fell sound asleep.
Some hours later, Tonto wakes the Lone Ranger and says,”‘Kemo Sabe, look towards sky, what you see?”
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The Lone Ranger replies, “I see millions of stars.”
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“What that tell you?” asked Tonto.
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The Lone Ranger ponders for a minute then says, “Astronomically-speaking, it tells me there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets.
Astrologically, it tells me that Saturn is in Leo.
Time-wise, it appears to be approximately a quarter past three in the morning.
Theologically,the Lord is all-powerful and we are small and insignificant.
Methodologically, it seems we will have a beautiful day tomorrow.
What does it tell you,Tonto?”
“You dumber than buffalo…
It mean someone stole tent.”
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Thank you for the laugh!! This was just hilarious! 😀
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Glad you enjoyed it Aurora 😀
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LOLOLOLOL!
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What a hoot!
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Good joke, and love the Far Side comic! The Sherlock Holmes version of the joke is good, too 🙂
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Good one, enjoy!
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LOL – this is good!
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ROFL!
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