Got this in an email from an old friend…

Two policemen call the station on the radio.

“Hello. Sarge?”

“Yes?”

“We have a case here. A woman has shot her husband for stepping

on the floor she had just mopped clean.”

“Have you arrested the woman?”

“No sir. The floor is still wet.”

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