A “groaner” ALERT…
One day, a cowboy rode into a Wild, Wild West town. The people in the town love to play jokes on visitors.
After tying his horse to the pole outside a bar, the cowboy went in. “A cup of milk please.” he said to the bartender.
After drinking, he went out, only to find his horse missing.
Knowing that the villagers did it, he went back into the bar and said to everybody, “I am going to have another drink and when I finish it, I want to see my horse outside! Or else, I will have to do what I did in Texas – HERE!”
The people were very frightened.
When he finished his drink, he went outside and saw his horse.
The villagers had put it back.
Curious, the bartender asked the cowboy,” What did you do in Texas?”
The Cowboy replied,” Well, I had to walk home”
🙂
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Eric Morecambe. What do you think of the show so far?
Moose Head on the Wall- Ruggish.
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😀 😀 😀 I remember that one too David 😀
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Good Morning Chris,
Thank you. I have a feeling the Cowboy was JOHN ‘THE DUKE’ WAYNE.
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Could well have been Michael 😀 😀 😀
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3 men walk into a bar… You’d have thought the 3rd one would have ducked
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GROAN… 😀
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Duck or grouse!
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OUCH 😀 😀 😀
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G.r.o.a.n. Silly but funny.
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These are AWFUL! 🙂 🙂 🙂
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So bad they’re GREAT Noelle 😀 😀 😀
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Good one. How about the horse that walks into the bar. The bartender says,”hey pal why the long face?”
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Go on then neighbour John 😀
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Ha ha ha
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(^_^) Good one !
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Good one. Have you heard the one about a String who walked into a bar?
Hugs.
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What did it get roped into doing Teagan? 😀 😀 😀
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I’m shocked you haven’t heard… but maybe it’s too old. Okay…
A piece of string walks into a bar.
The bartender says, “Sorry mate, we don’t serve pieces of string in here, get lost.”
Upset, the piece of string walks out the door. A sudden thought strikes him. He ties himself in a knot and messes his hair up.
He walks back into the bar and approaches the counter. The bartender says, “Oi, aren’t you that piece of string from before…?”
“No,” says the piece of string, “I’m a frayed knot.”
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Boom Boom 😀 😀 😀
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Hahaha! Teagan, that was really funny.
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Thanks for making me laugh Chris! Kevin
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Welcome Kevin 😀 😀 😀
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