From my old friend Phil (aka The Tasmanian Devil)
A Senior Trying To Set A Password
WINDOWS : Please enter your new password.
USER: cabbage
WINDOWS : Sorry, the password must be more than 8 characters.
USER: boiled cabbage
WINDOWS : Sorry, the password must contain 1 numerical character.
USER : 1 boiled cabbage
WINDOWS : Sorry, the password cannot have blank spaces.
USER: 50bloodyboiledcabbages
WINDOWS : Sorry, the password must contain at least one upper case character.
USER : 50BLOODYboiledcabbages
WINDOWS : Sorry, the password cannot use more than one upper case character consecutively.
USER :50BloodyBoiledCabbagesShovedUpYourAssIfYouDon’tGiveMeAccessNow!
WINDOWS : Sorry, the password cannot contain punctuation.
USER :ReallyPissedOff50BloodyBoiledCabbagesShovedUpYourAssIfYouDontGiveMeAccessNow
WINDOWS: Sorry, that password is already in use.
Chris The Story Reading Ape's Blog 
I can’t even finish reading the cabbages I laughed till I was doubled over with a stitch and then I was only half way through. Will have to compose myself or get rid of the stitch before I read the rest.
Starting my day with a read of your blog turns my frown into a hysterical frown. I’m sure my new neighbours think they’re living next to a cackling crazy woman 😉
Little do they know it’s the ape I’m reading who’s to blame ♥♡♥
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A little furry fun hurts no-one Pheonix – ENJOY 😀 😀 😀
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Still giggling 😉
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😀 😀 😀
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Believe it or not but I just can’t get through the cabbages without hystetical laughter even hours after I first read it 😉 Looking forward to the next funny★☆★
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Glad to see you still SPROUTING about it Pheonix 😀 😀 😀
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Reblogged this on Phoenix Rainez and commented:
Hysterically funny ;-)))
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😀 Glad you enjoyed it Pheonix – Thanks for re-blogging 😀
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Welcome 🙂
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Ha!!! That was fabulous!
Hugs!
At work our pass words keep getting longer. I once joked while a helpdesk tech tried to assist me “Please enter your password PARAGRAPH,” then I had to wait for him to grasp the term paragraph. I’d forgive the helpdesk guy for that (even though he makes more and gets more respect than yours truly). However, you’d be surprised at the literacy level of so many “high tech” managers making more than 150K… You should try to read their reports…
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Now I can’t get boiled cabbage off my mind.
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You’ve gone all Brassica Teagan 😀 😀 😀
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This is hilarious – because it’s true.
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YEP 😀 😀 😀
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Reblogged this on Jean Reinhardt and commented:
I absolutely love this. Thanks so much for posting it. I just had to share it, too.
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LOL Glad you enjoyed it Jean – thanks also for the re-blog 😀
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I shared it too. So hysterical.
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THANK YOU Pheonix 😀
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Thanks for my morning laugh and coffee purge. 😀 😀 😀
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Did you spill or splutter your coffee Tess 😀 😀 😀
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S.p.l.u.t.t.e.r. 😀 😀 😀
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😀 😀 😀
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My laughometer clicked on high then when I saw reminders of all the things I’ve done.
Hugs
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LOLOL 😀 😀 😀
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My favorite is still a person being told to open Windows, so they open the windows and complain that it’s cold. Close second is breaking the ‘cup holder’ that comes out of the computer.
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LOLOLOL 😀
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love this, shared.
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😀 Thanks Paul 😀
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Even though I’ve seen a similar one before, that is still very funny and actually not that far from the truth. 🙂
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😀 😀 😀
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