Just when you think you’ve cracked it…

From my old friend Phil (aka The Tasmanian Devil)

A Senior Trying To Set A Password

WINDOWS : Please enter your new password.

USER:  cabbage

WINDOWS : Sorry, the password must be more than 8 characters.

USER:  boiled cabbage

WINDOWS : Sorry, the password must contain 1 numerical character.

USER : 1 boiled cabbage

WINDOWS : Sorry, the password cannot have blank spaces.

USER:  50bloodyboiledcabbages

WINDOWS : Sorry, the password must contain at least one upper case character.

USER : 50BLOODYboiledcabbages

WINDOWS : Sorry, the password cannot use more than one upper case character consecutively.

USER :50BloodyBoiledCabbagesShovedUpYourAssIfYouDon’tGiveMeAccessNow!

WINDOWS : Sorry, the password cannot contain punctuation.

USER :ReallyPissedOff50BloodyBoiledCabbagesShovedUpYourAssIfYouDontGiveMeAccessNow

WINDOWS: Sorry, that password is already in use.

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44 thoughts on “Just when you think you’ve cracked it…

  1. I can’t even finish reading the cabbages I laughed till I was doubled over with a stitch and then I was only half way through. Will have to compose myself or get rid of the stitch before I read the rest.
    Starting my day with a read of your blog turns my frown into a hysterical frown. I’m sure my new neighbours think they’re living next to a cackling crazy woman 😉
    Little do they know it’s the ape I’m reading who’s to blame ♥♡♥

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  2. Ha!!! That was fabulous!
    At work our pass words keep getting longer. I once joked while a helpdesk tech tried to assist me “Please enter your password PARAGRAPH,” then I had to wait for him to grasp the term paragraph. I’d forgive the helpdesk guy for that (even though he makes more and gets more respect than yours truly). However, you’d be surprised at the literacy level of so many “high tech” managers making more than 150K… You should try to read their reports…

    Now I can’t get boiled cabbage off my mind. o_O Hugs!

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