Time is like a river. You cannot touch the water twice, because the flow that has passed will never pass again. Enjoy every moment of life. As a bagpiper, I play many gigs. Recently I was asked by a funeral director to play at a graveside service for a homeless man. He had no family or friends, so the service was to be at a pauper’s cemetery in the Nova Scotia back country.
As I was not familiar with the backwoods, I got lost and, being a typical man, I didn’t stop for directions.
I finally arrived an hour late and saw the funeral guy had evidently gone and the hearse was nowhere in sight. There were only the diggers and crew left and they were eating lunch. I felt badly and apologized to the men for being late.
I went to the side of the grave and looked down and the vault lid was already in place. I didn’t know what else to do, so I started to play.
The workers put down their lunches and began to gather around. I played out my heart and soul for this man with no family and friends. I played like I’ve never played before for this homeless man.
And as I played “Amazing Grace”, the workers began to weep. They wept, I wept, we all wept together. When I finished, I packed up my bagpipes and started for my car. Though my head was hung low, my heart was full.
As I opened the door to my car, I heard one of the workers say, “I never seen anything like that before, and I’ve been putting in septic tanks for twenty years.”
Apparently, I’m still lost….it’s a man thing.
When you have stopped laughing be sure to forward this on to others who would enjoy a good story.
I can only imagine the fine soil that is being produced in that tank at this very moment. After all it was blessed by bagpipes! I’m still laughing
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Hilarious – I’ve got to pass this on!
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Superb! (And I hadn’t seen it before!)
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Fantastically funny and gave me a much needed lift today. Thanks Chris.
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Good 😀
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😀 😀 😀 The most important thing is that your heart’s in the right place. 😀 😀
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😀
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Reblogged this on Suteko's Blog and commented:
I had to reblog this…it is both sweet and funny…
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Thanks for the reblog Suteko 😀
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Hi, I just wanted to inform you that I had to close my old blog “Panic Yesterday” which you kindly followed. If you would like tofollow or just visit my new blog, please click on the link http://cecilia1964.wordpress.com/
I wish you a very nice day!
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Done! 😀
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Thank you so much! I appreciate it!
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As a woman who is always getting lost (and who also hates asking for directions!), I laughed like a drain (or a septic tank) at this. But I’m sure the septic tank appreciated your beautiful musical rendition!
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😀 😀 😀
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That’s a needed laugh. Thanks. 🙂
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Welcome Charles 😀
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Reblogged this on Smorgasbord – Variety is the spice of life and commented:
I will admit this is not the first time I have seen this email.. however like a good book, there are some things in life worth doing time and time again. Nice share TSRA.
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😀 Thanks Sally 😀
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