I am so daft,

I must have been born a raft.

But then crazy as can be,

Sure works for me.

On with it you say?

Geez, bossy at your bay.

I can be mouthy I guess.

See, another thing I confess.

How I got started?

A book came out when I farted?

What? You don’t believe me?

Damn, can’t fool thee.

The novels came about as the ideas just floated in.

I have 4 done with two more being done at my bin.

Plus two short rhyming ones too.

20,000 words in rhyme for those came due.

Then at the moment 35 kids books or so.

Those just pop out with my flow.

They started because of my blog.

I guess you can say a cat led me through the fog.

There I rhyme every day.

Haven’t missed a day in 3 years at my bay.

Helps when you are 130 posts ahead.

It is mostly pg and shouldn’t cause dread.

What tips do I have for one and all?

Hmmm just write at your hall.

Let it flow and don’t say you will do it.

Actually do it at your pit.

Takes work every day.

Can’t just stick it up and say, “okay!”

Have to try this, that and the other thing,

If you ever want to make it at your wing.

Be prepared for hate too.

Some of that will always come due.

But just remember one thing,

Even the most popular things ever have haters ready to spring.

So ignore them and be on your way.

Write and write some more at your bay.

It will be easy enough to do,

Once you ignore the first few.

And what are my books about?

I never gave that a shout?

We could be here all day,

If I gave them all their say.

So from fantasy to sci-fi in novels of mine,

To blogland renditions of those that follow the feline.

Are what the novels are about.

Gods and myths also are given a shout.

As for kids books there are a ton,

But I will give them a quick run.

Superheroes are in store,

With Catality, Tarsier Man and Zombie Man creating heroes of lore.

Farts, dragons and even Truedessa and Captain Pat,

Go on adventures with a spotted cat.

Ghosts, one shoe kangaroos and more,

Will be there for you to explore.

Now I guess I am through.

Did I amuse you?

Did I get hate?

Both can be a fun fate.