First of all, I’d like to thank Lucy for letting me loose inside her beautiful home (oops, sorry Lucy, that chair was a bit weak, it’s poor legs just gave way) and for the lovely snack, sorry – MEAL – she laid on for me – banana cake, apple pie, fruit fritters, banana split ice cream (with cherries and pineapples), banana milkshake and everything – YUM.

But now I have to knuckle under and get on with the reason I’m here – sorry Lucy, your touchpad keyboard breaks just as easily as mine does, have you got a real keyboard, you do? Great, thank you – now, where was I?

Oh yes, the REAL reason – oh, Luceeee, you don’t NEED to put the dishes into the dishwasher, I’ve made SURE they are all clean – a sort of prewash cycle using my tongue….

Wonder why she’s gone that funny…