Brujah from Vampire: The Masquerade

Is that supposed to be me?  I’m not nearly that pale and that clunky necklace would get in the way when I’m stealing stuff.  That woman ever hear of a comb or brush?  Whatever, I’m in a mood because this shouldn’t be done by me.  Clyde is the first Dawn Fang and the one who made the rest of us, so he should be here.  I don’t care if you can’t find him.  Put this off until he peeks out from wherever he’s . . . That’s not my signature.  I mean, it looks like it, but I never signed that contract.  Oh, that bastard.  Fine, but everyone involved owes me a favor.

1. Just because you have the strength and powers of a Dawn Fang doesn’t mean you can do whatever you want.  We survive by living within our strict rules.  This prevents us from…