Daybreakers

Welcome to the first step of the last stage of your life.  Here is where I go over the rules to make sure you know what you’re getting into.  We do not allow people to have others turned unless all legal contracts have been taken care of and those typically take five years to complete.  This way we don’t have people turning enemies into vampires and staking them before they figure out what’s going on. Also, this is irreversible, which means you can’t get a refund once we’re done.  Ready to continue?  Okay, just sign here and we’ll head for the coffin catalog.

Of course, the book is shaped like a coffin. Why do you think we named it the coffin catalog?  There isn’t much we can do about your appearance.  You’ll remain as you are now, but can change your clothes and possibly your hairstyle.  We do have…