Seeing how much you all enjoy archaic insults, here are some more, courtesy of Dictionary.com.

• Gobermouch: an old Irish term for someone who meddles in other people’s business. That classic Friends scene would be quite something with goubermouch instead of meddler, wouldn’t it?
• Gnashnab: Someone who complains all the time; a nitpicker.
• Stamcrab: Someone who’s clumsy and heavy of foot. Also, a great band name.
• Whiffle-whaffle: Someone who wastes a lot of your time.
• Zooterkins: A 17th-century variant of ‘zounds.’ An expression of surprise or indignation. Not so much an insult as much as what you’d yell back after someone insults you:
  17th-century Person A: “You’re such a stamcrab!”
  17th-century Person B (gasping incredulously): “Zooterkins, Sir! Zooterskins!”
• Sounderkite: The Victorians even made insults sound fun. In this case, calling you an idiot.
• Bedswerver: No, not someone who swerves and cuts you…