I love these little scenarios by Charles 😄
Welcome to Ye Olde Boat Shoppe, which has been in our family for so many generations that we never bothered to give it a flashy name.  Just to be clear, we make new boats that are tailored to your specifications.  There’s some confusion since it does sound like we only sell old boats.  Look, we’d change the name, but that risks the fury of our ancestors in the form of ghosts that yodel sea shanties.  It’s a very strange family curse placed on us by a mildly annoyed Pirate Queen after she stubbed her toe on that step by the front door that nobody ever sees.  Can’t change it either because of the H.O.A.  Are you going to order a boat or pay me for my biography?
A small vessel that can be manned by a single person and carry a lot of gear.  So you want a magic ship…
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