A middle-aged frumpy couple return to a Mercedes dealership where the salesman has just sold the car they were interested in to a beautiful, leggy, busty blonde.
“I thought you said you would hold that car till we raised the £75,000 asking price,” said the man. “Yet I just heard you close the deal for £65,000 to the lovely young lady there. You insisted there could be no discount on this model.”
“Well, what can I tell you? She had the ready cash and, just look at her, how could I resist?” replied the grinning salesman.
Just then the young woman approached the middle-aged couple and gave them the keys.
“There you go,” she said. “I told you I would get the dope to reduce it. See you later, dad.”
Never mess with the old uns!
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I enjoyed this story and think you will too.
With Love,
Russ
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Welcome Russ 😀
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Good One! Can’t beat old folks for smarts! LO! 😆
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Nope Janice 👍😃
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That’s great. Thanks for sharing, Chris. 😀 — Suzanne
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Lmao! Fantastic, Chris!
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😀 😀 😀
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I love it, and I’m not saying another word. 😛
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LOL
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@(~.~)@
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As an old one I love it.
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Same here John 😀
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🙂
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😀 woowww well done! I love that one too.
Now I know the how to get along my car-change (but still I have to wait until my daughter is 18)… :-)c
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👍😃😄😄😄
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How do ya like me now? 😉 Gots to look out fer me folks!
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LOLOL
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I love this one, We know a little more than people give us credit for, experience is our friend. :o) Thank you for the plug.
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My pleasure Patricia 👍😃
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Love this story!!
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Me too Lori 😄😄😄
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