Why I stopped doing Jigsaws…

Posted on by Chris The Story Reading Ape

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A little silver-haired lady calls her neighbor and says,

“Please come over here and help me. I have a killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can’t figure out how to get started.”

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Her neighbor asks, “What is it supposed to be when it’s finished?”

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The little silver haired lady says, “According to the picture on the box, it’s a rooster.”

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Her neighbor decides to go over and help with the puzzle.

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She lets him in and shows him where she has the puzzle spread all over the table.

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He studies the pieces for a moment, then looks at the box, then turns to her and says,

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“First of all, no matter what we do, we’re not going to be able to assemble these pieces into anything resembling a rooster.”

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He takes her hand and says, “Secondly, I want you to relax.

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Let’s have a nice cup of tea, and then,” he said with a deep sigh .

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“Then Let’s put all the Corn Flakes back in the box.”

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36 thoughts on “Why I stopped doing Jigsaws…”

  4. Love this. Had a real laugh. This reminds me of a short story I wrote many years ago about a short-sighted couple who were too self-conscious to wear their glasses on a date. This was me and I used to rely on the other person to spot me. However, with them both being short-sighted they got into some real trouble, including an artistic discussion about the no smoking sign at dinner.

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