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Love it! Reminds me of something big in writing assessment — computers that read and grade essays!
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I thought they were called English Teachers Lizzie LOL 🙂
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Well, there was once this thing called “minimal marking” which tried to make English Teachers into computers, but we kept veering away from the program. Computers, evidently, don’t do that.
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Priceless 🙂
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