Read all about it!

JoJo

HELP!

My Uncle Chris and I were swinging through the trees around the Jungles of Manchester and beyond when we suddenly realised that we had got lost!

Then we saw a lovely colourful cottage made of Gingerbread, icing and glazed Cherries, it also had a big sign that said APE’s WELCOME HERE, so we knuckled over to investigate further.

Before we had a chance to use the funny looking knocker (the face of a smiling Lion with his tongue sticking out), the door burst open and a tall handsome man wearing glasses and a peaked cap ushered us inside with promises of refreshments, including banana cake and banana split ice-cream, YUM!

As soon as Uncle Chris sat on the comfy looking big armchair, steel bands whipped out and secured him, making it impossible to escape – THEN all the lights went out except for one spotlight that shone onto his face and a disembodied voice rang out…

TELL ME ALL APE, OR THE KID WITH THE BAD HAIR DAY GETS IT!

OK – OK my Uncle cried out – What do you want to know?

EVERYTHING the voice stated menacingly EVERYTHING ABOUT THE STORY READING APE!

To see what happened next, rush over to Imagineer-ing by clicking on his dreaded name ….

HURRY … PLEASE … 

8 thoughts on “Read all about it!

  1. Now convinced that Pan narrans should unite! we have nothing to lose and our stories to pass on. (And absolutely nothing wrong with being 63 – did you see the Rolling Stones at Glastonbury…)

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  2. Chris, you should have turned this into an illustrated story! It could have been a story book for children! 😀

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    • I have just clicked the link and read the post.
      You do not look a day older than 33, Chris. And you look very cool with a hand under your chin. 😀
      I am going to share that post on my FB timeline along with a quote from the article “The authors of books are, in my opinion, one of the most valuable assets the human race could have – they are the equivalent of the Shamans and Storytellers whose lineage goes way back into the dawn of the species and are what have made the REAL difference between humans and other species and Hominids.” (I think it is too long to tweet by using Tweeter).

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