The Annual Temple Wardens’ Report for the Shrine of Aea in Her Aspect as the Personification of Tempered Enthusiasm.

Maljie was hoping the flagellants would attend to whip up support for the shrine 😱😂

Tallis Steelyard

I admit no responsibility for this document, but I had sight of it prior to the meeting and might even have contributed somewhat. I was present, smiling in as non-committal a manner as possible, while Maljie delivered it at the public meeting. Personally I dread the occasion, we always get the fourth great lie.

In case you don’t know them, the first three great lies are, “I’m from the authorities and I’m here to help you.” The second is, “Of course I’ll still love and respect you in the morning.” The third is, “But I’ve just sent the money by special messenger.” The fourth, restricted largely to temple wardens is, “The Log Book and Terrier are up to date.”

Still, here is Maljie’s report.

Thanks to the presence of two flagellants, on temporary loan from the Shrine of Aea in her Aspect of the Personification of Repentance, in Avitas, we…

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