NUTZ & BOLTZ – PART 1

A new series from the Muttwits of Westley Piddle 👍

USUAL MUTTWITS

Nutz & Boltz, the Jack Russell twins, are legends among thems hindlegs puppies at Westley Piddle Kindergarten. Wotz more, some bad sniffing hindlegs is looking to ruin the most eagerly-awaited noshing opportunity for all thems decent fourlegs – cup’n’cake bake day. And Boltz ain’t gonna stand for it.

A particularly sniffy day in Westley Piddle, that often overlooked town on the Thameslick between Bisham and Cock Marsh. A sniffy wind whispers of colder times to come. Leaves are falling out the sky wot get raked onto garden bonfires or stuck on that huge pile in the corner of Herdwick pooping park. The very same spot all fourlegs love squirting on.

The sniff of burning leaves carries across town, waking fourlegs to another day and another noshfest –

Helloooo

Hoooyii, today’s the day

Greggs?

Bark off mate, cup’n’cake, init!

Where’s at?

Poops park corss, yu muttwit

A particular sniffy windy…

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