Seeing how much you enjoyed my recent post, Funny Similes and Metaphors, here’s another one for you. This one’s courtesy of Writer’s Relief, which hosted a metaphor competition. Here are the results. I hope you like them!

More Funny Similes and Metaphors

First of all, what’s the difference between the two?

The definition of a metaphor is (loosely) a figure of speech that suggests an analogy between objects or ideas. Metaphor example: He was a fish out of water.

The definition of a simile is a figure of speech that compares two unlike things, usually preceded by “like” or “as.” Simile example: She swims like a fish.

So here are some good ones:

• She was tougher than titties on a turtle.
• Busier than a one-armed clown making balloon animals at a kid’s party.
• I was busier than a one-legged man in a butt-kicking contest.
• Busy as a…