Funny Similes and Metaphors

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Nicholas C. Rossis

Mike Kerr, author of the Humour at Work series of books, has some hilarious similes and metaphors I think you’ll enjoy. Use them as inspiration or steal them for your books. After all, Mike himself copied them from high school essays!

Funny cat - similes and metaphors | From the blog of Nicholas C. Rossis, author of science fiction, the Pearseus epic fantasy series and children's book

  1. Her face was a perfect oval, like a circle that had its two sides gently compressed by a Thigh Master.
  2. His thoughts tumbled in his head, making and breaking alliances like underpants in a dryer without Cling Free.
  3. He spoke with the wisdom that can only come from experience, like a guy who went blind because he looked at a solar eclipse without one of those boxes with a pinhole in it and now goes around the country speaking at high schools about the dangers of looking at a solar eclipse without one of those boxes with a pinhole in it.
  4. She grew on him like she was a…

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4 thoughts on “Funny Similes and Metaphors

  1. Oh. My.Dog. It’s two hours since I read these and I’m still laughing. I had tears rolling down my legs at one point. I have definitely had to steal them to share with a Group I belong to. Thanks SO much. 😀

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