Donuts’ forward pack starts trotting ‘round the back of Tesco Extra towards the five bins. Their five bins!
Before getting well stuck in they need to sit, slouch, or lie down – awaiting clear directions on wot happens second. First happenings being, corss, a bit of pre-game nit-picking and grooming action.
Right then, lads, Donuts inspects the scruma little laters we all in battle rattle?
Suggest we do a roll call first suggests Sausage.
Oh, alright. Umm, yu? commands Donuts
Me? Erh, Drizzle sez Drizzle
Marking him down as Fudge notes Sausage.
Yu? commands Donuts.
Who me? Me Tuffy
Marking him down as One Ear notes Sausage
Ach, forget it – Donuts leads thems off towards the bins ‘round back LET’S GO GIVE IT SOME!
Hanging about the five remarkably well-kept County Council bins they discover a pride of ear-chewed, snub-faced street scratch enjoying the very best of the Tesco…
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