Sal’s Sea Serpent Shop: Not All Products Are Elongated

Introducing another example of Charles’, many and varied, emporia 😃

Legends of Windemere

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Welcome!  Give me a minute to close the tank because the morning shipment is being a little rowdy.  There we go.  So, you’re in the market for a sea monster?  I know it says serpent on the sign, but we do more than that.  I just happen to like alliteration.  Let’s move away from the doors to let the trucks through and we can take a walk through the genetics lab.  Yes, we don’t cobble parts together like those other places.  We design our beasts from scratch and have the proper black market licensing and bribe system to get away with it.  By the way, if you try to take any pictures, we’ll feed you to the Gigan Shark out back.

Now, we do have a few things to keep in mind.  We only do ocean monsters, so don’t ask about rivers, ponds, or lakes.  Those are…

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