I have not been wasting my festive break. I needed some new material and searched my files going back 20 years to find some jokes that have not graced these pages so far…..along with a few visual funnies.
A young married couple were having their first argument and it was a humdinger. ‘I wish I had listened to my mother and never married you’, she sobbed.
‘Do you mean to tell me,’ said her husband furiously, ‘that you mother tried to stop you marrying me?’
‘Yes she did,’ spluttered the wife.
‘Heavens above!’ the husband exclaimed. ‘How I have wronged that woman!’
Lost in Translation.
An American was complaining to an Englishman in a West End Hotel, that he found many English terms confusing.
‘You say “Rubbish” and we say “garbage”, he explained. ‘We say “trunk” and you say “boot” and we say “apartment” and you say “flat”. And…
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