Living with another species is a bit of a learning curve. When you are a pup and the two-legses take you home, you not only have to learn to be a dog, you have to do it with a load of
silly rules even your own mother wouldn’t expect you to obey!
You start teething…your teeth itch, so you chew. Perfectly natural. But they get picky about what you chew… and how is a small dog to know what’s what? The only way to find out is to chew it anyway… and see whether they shriek. Same with the whole bathroom business… though most of us have been pretty well educated by the time we leave our mothers, human nights are loooong for small dogs, and accidents might happen.
Food is the biggy though. Two-legses are weird about food. If it is in the white metal prison thing, it is…
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