Smorgasbord Laughter Lines – Sock therapy, decluttering, cought linctus and a joke.

Time for a stress relieving chuckle – courtesy of Sally 😃

Smorgasbord Blog Magazine

And the joke….. be careful what you wish for!

Walking along the beach, John tripped over a half-buried kerosene lantern. He rubbed its side and sure enough, a Genie materialized.

“I can’t grant your wishes,” explained the freed spirit, “Due to poor connectivity with the seventh dimension. But I’ll give you three off-the-shelf gifts for releasing me: a potion to cure ill health, a very large diamond, and a dinner date with a famous movie star. By tomorrow afternoon, you will have received all these gifts.”

When John returned home from work the next evening, he excitedly asked his mother if anything had been delivered.

“Yes,” she replied. “It’s been an unusual day. At 2 pm, a 55 gallon drum of chicken soup arrived.

About a half-hour later, a telegram came saying that a long-lost relative had left you a minor-league baseball stadium.

Ten minutes ago, MGM called, inviting you…

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