Smorgasbord Laughter Lines – Job Applicant, Life’s Little Annoyances, Wishes and Neighbours

Tomorrow is FRIDAY – so get some laughing practice in – courtesy of Sally 😄

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The Job Applicant

A local business was looking for office help. They put a sign in the window, stating the following: “HELP WANTED: Must be able to type, must be good with a computer and must be bilingual. We are an Equal Opportunity Employer.

A short time later, a dog trotted up to the office and saw the sign. He went inside and looked at the secretary and wagged his tail, then walked over to the sign and barked. Getting the message the secretary got the manager who looked at the dog and was surprised to say the least. However, the dog looked determined so he led him into his office.

The dog jumped into a chair and sat staring at the manager. ‘I can’t hire you. The advert says you must be able to type’. With that the dog jumped down from the chair and went over to another…

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  1. I have the perfect weekend twitter-thread for all budding authors (happened to scroll through a twitter feed I found in the Guardian – and there this gem came up)
    What not to do when you change a character’s name!

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