Puns Of The Month

Nicholas C. Rossis

Cat pun | From the blog of Nicholas C. Rossis, author of science fiction, the Pearseus epic fantasy series and children's books Source: Pinterest

I recently followed Rough Bandit’s Fun Pun Blog. Here’s a selection of some puns that made me chuckle.

My ex-girlfriend just found out that I’ve replaced her bed with a trampoline.
She hit the roof.

I bought a pair of shoes off a drug dealer.
Dunno what he’s laced them with, but I’ve been trippin’ all day.

Someone just told me to stop acting like a flamingo.
So, I had to put my foot down.

My ex-girlfriend had her driving test the other day. She got 8 out of 10.
The other 2 guys jumped clear.

To the person who has stolen my shoes whilst I was playing on the bouncy castle: Oh, grow up!

My girlfriend has left me because I’m too insecure.
No, wait, she’s back. She just went to make a cup of tea.

I take Viagra every night.
It stops me rolling out…

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