I recently followed Rough Bandit’s Fun Pun Blog. Here’s a selection of some puns that made me chuckle.
My ex-girlfriend just found out that I’ve replaced her bed with a trampoline.
She hit the roof.
I bought a pair of shoes off a drug dealer.
Dunno what he’s laced them with, but I’ve been trippin’ all day.
Someone just told me to stop acting like a flamingo.
So, I had to put my foot down.
My ex-girlfriend had her driving test the other day. She got 8 out of 10.
The other 2 guys jumped clear.
To the person who has stolen my shoes whilst I was playing on the bouncy castle: Oh, grow up!
My girlfriend has left me because I’m too insecure.
No, wait, she’s back. She just went to make a cup of tea.
I take Viagra every night.
It stops me rolling out…
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