Punsday humor

Have a Thursday G.R.O.A.N., courtesy of Joelle 😀

Two on a Rant

No! Please! NOT PUNS!!!

My friend, Betty, sent these to me in an email.  I laughed so hard, I just had to share!
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I’m sure you’ve seen one or more of these before, but there’s nothing like reading 25 in a row.
Puns for Educated Minds
  1. The fattest knight at King Arthur’s Round Table was Sir Cumference. He acquired his size from too much pi.
  2. I thought I saw an eye-doctor on an Alaskan island but it turned out to be an optical Aleutian.
  3. She was only a whisky-maker, but he loved her still.
  4. A rubber-band pistol was confiscated from an algebra class, because it was a weapon of math disruption.
  5. No matter how much you push the envelope, it will still be stationery.
  6. A dog gave birth to puppies near the road and was cited for littering.
  7. A grenade thrown into a kitchen in France would result in Linoleum…

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