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Signing off now as early start and busy day tomorrow… but could not resist this offering from the Story Reading Ape.. haha.,
Funny enough, today I had to carry 7 chairs down to let the trash company fetch them tomorrow from the side of the street. “Sperrmüll” – in German. When I went up after carrying two chairs and a stool down three young people went up the stairs before me – and one of them was “bragging” that he did not yet know, if he was doing exercise later. I said: “You wanna exercise? I have some exercise for you – I need to carry down 5 more chairs!” It’s 34° C here. Really cannot understand why the young man declined my free offer of exercise. Stairs are a healthy form of exercise and carrying would train his biceps, too. Well, I GOT MY EXERCISE! So much for the young and slender who must be so much fitter than me, who I am an ufo (ugly, fat and old).
I could prove that but it’s not family friendly 😛
I am wearing glasses (a girl with glasses gets passes), I am weighing 120 kg – and I am not 2,2 m … I am over 40 (and we all know that a woman with style shoots herself on her 30th birthday) … SO, yes, I am ugly, fat and old!
Case dismissed through lack of proof Fran
Women over 40 are entering their prime and size means nothing other than there’s a little more woman than a mere man can handle 😎
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ha!
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I heard extra fries as well.
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Too funny. love it
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Reblogged this on Smorgasbord – Variety is the spice of life and commented:
Signing off now as early start and busy day tomorrow… but could not resist this offering from the Story Reading Ape.. haha.,
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Sleep well Sally 💤💤💤😘😘
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LOL!
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Funny enough, today I had to carry 7 chairs down to let the trash company fetch them tomorrow from the side of the street. “Sperrmüll” – in German. When I went up after carrying two chairs and a stool down three young people went up the stairs before me – and one of them was “bragging” that he did not yet know, if he was doing exercise later. I said: “You wanna exercise? I have some exercise for you – I need to carry down 5 more chairs!” It’s 34° C here. Really cannot understand why the young man declined my free offer of exercise. Stairs are a healthy form of exercise and carrying would train his biceps, too. Well, I GOT MY EXERCISE! So much for the young and slender who must be so much fitter than me, who I am an ufo (ugly, fat and old).
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The main exercise kids seem to get today are lifting their smartphones closer to their eyes 😄
BTW I don’t believe you’re a UFO 😄😄😄
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I could prove that but it’s not family friendly 😛
I am wearing glasses (a girl with glasses gets passes), I am weighing 120 kg – and I am not 2,2 m … I am over 40 (and we all know that a woman with style shoots herself on her 30th birthday) … SO, yes, I am ugly, fat and old!
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Case dismissed through lack of proof Fran
Women over 40 are entering their prime and size means nothing other than there’s a little more woman than a mere man can handle 😎
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I know and YOU know women are entering their prime at 40 – but society does not agree with us.
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Society is (slowly) changing Fran
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Too late for me, I am closer to 50 than 40 … will be 48 in September.
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